Machado de Assis by Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis
Author:Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis [Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Epub3
Publisher: Liveright
Published: 2019-03-08T00:00:00+00:00
THE DEVILâS CHURCH
Chapter 1
A MARVELOUS IDEA
AN OLD BENEDICTINE MANUSCRIPT tells how, one day, the Devil had the idea of founding a church. Although he was making steady and substantial profits, he felt humiliated by the rather isolated role he had played down the centuries, with no organization, no rules, no canon law, and no rituals, indeed nothing much at all. He lived, so to speak, on divine leftovers, on human oversights and favors. Nothing fixed, nothing regular. Why shouldnât he have his own church? A Devilâs Church would be the best way to take on the other religions and destroy them once and for all.
âYes, a church of my own,â he concluded. âScripture against Scripture, breviary against breviary. Iâll have my own mass, with wine and bread aplenty, my own sermons, bulls, novenas, and all the other ecclesiastical bells and whistles. My creed will be the universal nucleus of souls, my church a tent of Abraham. And then, while other religions quarrel and split, my church will stand united and alone, with no Muhammad or Luther to oppose me. There are many ways to affirm a belief, but only one way to deny it.â
As he said this, the Devil shook his head and stretched out his arms in a magnificently manly gesture. Then he remembered that he really ought to go and see God, to tell him his plan and throw down this challenge; he raised his eyes, burning with hatred and bitter with revenge, and said to himself: âYes, it is time.â And with a beat of his wingsâwhich set off a rumble that shook all the provinces of the abyssâhe flew swiftly up from the shadows into the infinite blue.
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